Thursday, February 14, 2019

"WHAT THE HELL JANET?! I asked to be a chick for valentines! I didn't want my dick still! I wanted the full experience!"
"Sorry dude, rules of magic say that I must have an equal exchange for everything. I know of no willing girls that want a dick when they're going out for a bar hookup. Plus I think you should keep yourself this way, you look pretty cute."
Janet slapped the book shut with no intention of changing her friend back.

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Mosquito bites

"Hey! I know i've got boobs now but you really shouldn't think of me any different." Ross explained
"I won't, just cause they're too small to notice." Tim jabbed sarcasticly.
"C'mon. Ya got zapped with that crazy machine that let you change ANYTHING about yourself. But you gave yourself those little mosquito bites?"
"Huh well at least I've got some to show." Ross said flashing his friend and progressively flipping him off. "If you tried to show off your trouser snake you'd be charged with sexual assult. Not to mention, the orgasms are other worldly!" Ross starts to rub himself on his chair sub consciouly.
"Dude...what the hell?" Tim questioned semi disgusted
"Oh sorry." Ross stopped embarrassed "Wait do you wanna try some of this?" He pointed to his groin "I know you'd love it and I bet that I can have something arranged."
Tim was excited by what his friend was saying but didn't necessarily understand exactly Ross's implications.

Friday, January 4, 2019

Christmas! In January?

"Merry Christmas Derek!" An oblivious roomate announces
"Dude, it's January. Don't you think you're a little late?" He questions annoyed
"Pfffbt who cares? Don't you want your present?? I know you'll love it!" Jerald said annotating his words while shivering a box.
"Fine, but if its pot again I swear...no way." Derek breathes in disbelief. He reaches in the box, letting it fall away and present a whithered body. "This can't be real. You're dicking with me!"
"Nah man for reals! It took some digging but I fimally got you a body suit. And let me tell you, this shit HARD to find! The cops destroy this shit! I had to go to freakin china town to get this one!" 
"Dude! Thank you man. This means a lot." Derek said resting a hand on his friend's shoulder.
"Well? Why you waitin? Get that shit on!"
Derek scuttled and ran excitedly to his room knowing exactly what to do. Stripping nude, he stepped in new feet and pulled the skin above his. The body was loose, sagging a little at the front when the hood was on. But once the zipper did itself up the skin tightened and became just like his own. Everything got tighter, and tighter, and tighter, until the pain felt natural. Like that had always been his body. Strutting his new found stuff, he walked back to jerald.

"Damn, I feel so...naked." Derek said collapsing in on himself as his friend stared.
"Why? You look so hot dude!" Jerald drooled "you could do anything and still look just as sexy!"
Derek laughed and started pulling awkward balancing poses. All amounting to him falling flat on his ass. Recovering and pretending it was planned, he mimicked a sitting pin up he adored.
"Mmm. Well, I hope you're having fun cause there's a certain deal you need to hold up now."
"What? What do you mean?" Derek says confused
"You said that you'd fuck me if you had a chicks body! Well? Now you do. So pay up." Asserting himself, jerald grabs Derek's now dainty arm. 
"I mean, I guess I can."
"Good. Now santa had better have a little something for me too." Jerald said as he slung a santa hat on his friend's head. "See ya in the bed room." Slapping the purchased ass.
Derek felt a sudden tear and a familar feeling in his crotch. "Oh no."
Derek strips in excited disbelief hoping to find no wood. He gasps.
"What's the matter sugar butt?"
"Umm...how do you feel about shemales?"
"Wut?" Jerald turns from his jaunt to the bedroom to see his friend turned lover presenting themself with a mighty log and a few ball bearing hanging around. "Dude! What'd you do to the body suit?!"
"Nothing! I was just really feeling it right now and THIS happened."
"Ohhh right. The little chinese lady I bought this from warned me about that. Course I didn't listen. Sorry?"
Wanting to throttle his friend, all that rage and anger turned to lust and longing. Derek respositioned himself to better show his assests. "Dude, please stick it in me." 
"What? Eww no, why?"
"Cause! This is what you wanted right?! And I sure as hell want it too." Derek squirmed getting taken over by lust and new feelings.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Little sensations

Woah! Masturbating as a girl feels soooo much better then as a guy! I can feel everything! The little sensations around my clit, the softness of my boobs and this outfit are paradise! Totally worth it snatching it from that sketchy looking truck. Dont know why they were yelling "one day" something something at me as I ran off. Oh well. I would go to the con but after I saw myself in costume I just couldn't help myself.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

The whole package

"The hell did you do karen?!" A disgruntled husband said
"What? Didn't you say that you wanted a touch on your femmine side?"
"Yeah! I did, I just wanted the full package" he said miming around his crotch
"Well im sorry but alchemy doesn't work like that! Its an exact exchange. Unless I had a willing female to swap you then you're out of luck."
"-sigh- fine! But wait, where did these come from?" He holds his plastic boobs gently
"A couple spatula s from the kitchen."
"Ok so let me get this straight: you can make me basically look like a girl and add boob mass and make me feel it all. But you cant change that my dick is small?"
"Correct. But hey at least it'll be easy to hide when we go clubbing tomorrow right?"
"Wait what?"

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

New Blog!!

Hey guys! welcome welcome to the beginning of something that I hope can stay around for a long time to come! let me know if you think I should change anything (I'm still very new to this site and figuring this out as I go). I look forward to posting here!