"WHAT THE HELL JANET?! I asked to be a chick for valentines! I didn't want my dick still! I wanted the full experience!"
"Sorry dude, rules of magic say that I must have an equal exchange for everything. I know of no willing girls that want a dick when they're going out for a bar hookup. Plus I think you should keep yourself this way, you look pretty cute."
Janet slapped the book shut with no intention of changing her friend back.