Saturday, December 15, 2018

The whole package

"The hell did you do karen?!" A disgruntled husband said
"What? Didn't you say that you wanted a touch on your femmine side?"
"Yeah! I did, I just wanted the full package" he said miming around his crotch
"Well im sorry but alchemy doesn't work like that! Its an exact exchange. Unless I had a willing female to swap you then you're out of luck."
"-sigh- fine! But wait, where did these come from?" He holds his plastic boobs gently
"A couple spatula s from the kitchen."
"Ok so let me get this straight: you can make me basically look like a girl and add boob mass and make me feel it all. But you cant change that my dick is small?"
"Correct. But hey at least it'll be easy to hide when we go clubbing tomorrow right?"
"Wait what?"

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